i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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