There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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