C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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