like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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