She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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