Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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