Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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