it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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