gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
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sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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