The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The feeling are messing with the penis
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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