Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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