HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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