would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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