I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He shit in the fireplace
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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