i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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