the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
