I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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