I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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