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is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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