I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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