ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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