I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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