I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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