is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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