Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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