i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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