Define "chronic" masturbator.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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