Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
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He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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