I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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