weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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