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I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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