Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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