Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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