Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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