Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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Let's paint friendship bongs
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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