Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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