Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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