Having a random hookup so left but love u
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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