i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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