...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He shit in the fireplace
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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