im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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