Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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