If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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