I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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