pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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