The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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