Dual....:-)
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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