Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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