How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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