Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
this just has baby written all over it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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