just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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