We got so high we made milksteak
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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