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16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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