I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize