Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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